Freedom-Loving Protestors Greet Chavez at Conference

Throngs of Venezuelan-Americans stood outside in the frigid cold protesting the presence of socialist president Hugo Chavez as he arrived uninvited at today's Haiti Reconstruction Conference in Miami, FL.

"Hugo - No. Capital - Si," one protester said in a valorous attempt to communicate with the American reporters.

The demonstrators carried handmade signs proclaiming "Chavez ≠ Venezuela" and "FARC Lover Liar" (referring to the Colombian terrorist group supported by the Chavez regime), and chanted in unison, "Arriba! Abajo! Chavez pa'l Carajo!" (politely translated as "Up! Down! Chavez go to hell!).

At one point, just before the plenary was about to open, the protesters entered the conference hall, and publicly taunted the leader. They were quickly escorted out by the Haitian National Police.

Juan Anderson, an American of Venezuelan origin said he came to protest Chavez because his family was forced from its land and ultimately expelled from the country due to one of Chavez tyrannical campaigns for "social justice."

During the conference itself, Chavez ranted against America's presence in Haiti and was ultimately censured by UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon, who threatened to throw him out of the conference if he continued spewing venom at the attendees.

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